If you have a job, buy it the best, most-expensive bottle of champagne you can afford. The biggest, freshest bouquet of flowers. Invite it to your home.
There, sip the champagne. Breathe deeply the bouquet. Take your job in a long, meaningful embrace. When appropriate, retire to your bedroom and make passionate love to it. Scale the summit of orgasm many times.
For you have no idea how fortunate you are.