Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Good Advice

If you have a job, buy it the best, most-expensive bottle of champagne you can afford. The biggest, freshest bouquet of flowers. Invite it to your home.

There, sip the champagne. Breathe deeply the bouquet. Take your job in a long, meaningful embrace.

When appropriate, retire to the bedroom and make passionate love to it. Scale the summit of orgasm many times.

For you have no idea how fortunate you are.

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