Tuesday, May 19, 2020

Just Sayin'

What is it with Donald Trump and Hydroxychloroquine? It's been dismissed as a potential antidote for COVID19, yet Trump works it into the conversation nearly every chance he gets.

I'm guessing Donald bit on it as a potential cure for the Coronavirus and owns a controlling interest. Desperate to make his money back, he's pitching it as a general cure-all that fixes whatever is wrong and enhances that which is not.

Feel free to add your Snake Oil salesman joke here:










Sunday, May 17, 2020

The Last Dance and the Chicago Bulls

Watching ESPN's The Last Dance has been an experience simultaneously invigorating and depressing.

Invigorating in the sense that Chicago, for the first time since the WWII-era Bears, was home to a bona fide, butt-kicking dynasty.

Depressing in the realization that despite the fact that all concerned had done their jobs to perfection, it was going to end in a blizzard of ultimatums, finger-pointing and rancor.

A documentary of this type can't help but take you back to that time. Like you, I was twenty-two years-younger in 1998 than I am today, and it's impossible to feel it's not the late-nineties while immersed in Jason Hehir's project.

If I could choose a single decade to repeat, it would certainly be that one. For the most part the economy was good. I had fallen in love with the woman who would become my wife. And when a once-promising job went south, I used the opportunity to move to a place I had always wanted to live.

America was a far-less bitter place, with the exceptions of the O.J. Simpson trial and the Clinton impeachment. The partisan divide was but a rivulet compared to what it is today and America was yet uninfected by what came to be known as social media.

Okay. On to The Last Dance.

Whatever personality deficits Micheal Jordan may have had as a human being (he was sometimes cruel and downright vicious in his criticisms of teammates), he was an otherwordly basketball player. The best description I ever heard of him was that physically, he possessed the abilities of a Greek god.

Mentally, he approached the game like a walk-on fighting to keep his spot at the end of the bench. He sought to validate himself each and every time he took the court.

It was a daunting combination that suffocated opponents.

General Manager Jerry Krause was Jordan's front office equivalent. While Krause could be equally abrasive, he possessed a keen eye when it came to evaluating talent along with an innate understanding of who would complement the Bulls' roster and who wouldn't.

He could also orchestrate a trade. I'll never forget the giddiness I felt when he masterminded the Bulls' acquisition of Scottie Pippen and Horace Grant in the 1987 NBA draft. I confess to not having scoured the history of the draft, but I can't imagine another team ever added two such significant talents in a single draft—let alone a single round.

But that wasn't all. Krause brought in John Paxson, a steady if unspectacular guard who played a critical role in the Bulls' first title. He selected Toni Kukoc in the 1990 draft, who became the Bulls' best offensive option off the bench and won the Sixth Man of the Year award in 1996.

Krause also built the strong bench so critical to contending for an NBA title. Over the course of the championship era he brought in three-point specialists like Craig Hodges and Steve Kerr. Defensive stalwarts like Randy Brown. High-quality role players like Bill Wennington and Jud Buechler. And rescued Dennis Rodman and Ron Harper from the NBA scrapheap.

And let us not forget it was Krause who jump-started Phil Jackson's NBA coaching career, even if it seems Jackson has.

So it is nothing less than regrettable that Krause's personal shortcomings dominated the era's conversation. Impaired by a need to be one of the guys, it often positioned Krause as just another hanger-on with his face pressed against the glass. It made him vulnerable in a locker room dominated by a personality like Michael Jordan's.

And when it all began to unravel, Krause deepened the rift like a backhoe, making several ill-timed comments that left no one any wiggle room. The most-revealing moment thus far in The Last Dance is of Jerry Reinsdorf admitting that when he asked around about Jerry Krause, he was told to walk away.

Reinsdorf hired him anyway.

In light of his deft roster-building, it is sad that Krause is remembered not as a highly-talented GM, but as a petulant administrator. He's the guy who broke-up the Beatles. The one who dismantled the era's most-beloved team when he didn't get the credit he hungered for.

I don't even want to touch his tragically mis-quoted statement about organizations.
Adding fuel to the funeral pyre, the mis-quote was widely accepted by a public drunk on its ardor for MJ.

If you're thinking Greek tragedy, you're not too far off.

Last but not least was Scottie Pippen. Born and raised in near-poverty in small-town Arkansas, Pippen gravitated early towards basketball. Following a freakish seven-inch growth-spurt in college, his career took off. It wasn't long before the NBA began to notice.

But his joy was tempered by a debilitating stroke his father had suffered years earlier and by a brother also left paralyzed after a freak accident in gym class. Pippen learned early how dramatically life could change. However permanent the things in front you looked, they could disappear in an instant.

Anything could be taken away.

That was undoubtedly the mindset that drove Pippen to sign a seven-year contract early in his career, even against the advice of his agent and his boss. While providing Pippen with the security he craved, it turned on him once Pippen became aware of how vastly underpaid it left him after he became one of the league's elite talents.

That contract didn't just turn on Pippen. It became a millstone around his neck and those of Bulls' management as Pippen became angrier and angrier at their refusal to re-negotiate. Indeed, Reinsdorf is shown in The Last Dance reiterating that he advised Pippen not to sign, but that Pippen was bent on securing his future—and by extension that of his parents.

You have to ask what was the best way forward? Given the corrosive effects it had on Pippen's relationship with the Bulls, would it have been better for all concerned to have eaten a little crow and for Pippen to acknowledge it was naive of him to sign such a long-term contract so early in his career—especially against the advice of his boss—and for Reinsdorf to have relaxed his no renegotiations—ever rule?

Pippen never struck me as a jerk, and I'm convinced his periodic outbursts and sometimes questionable behavior were fueled by his regret at ever signing that contract. It would have been a big step forward for all concerned had Pippen admitted to himself and his public he did so of his own free will.

Which might have happened had the Bulls not been the object of incessant media attention. Speculation. And critique.

That circus (I'm talking to you, ESPN) hammered home a narrative that Pippen was grossly underpaid while the Bulls were raking in cash and watching their valuation soar. I never heard a counter storyline suggest that yeah, Pippen resisted all advice to the contrary and signed the thing.

ESPN and their ilk only cemented Pippen's take. And was undoubtedly the reason he didn't have long-needed ankle surgery until a few weeks before the 1997/98 season was to begin.

In the end, these three personalities stirred the drink that was the nineteen-nineties Chicago Bulls. And as professionally-able as they were, it was their festering unhappiness in the face of so much light that drove the Bulls to self-destruct.

And yet the Bulls never would have been “The Bulls” had any of these distinct personalities not converged in Chicago.

Ironic, no?


I want to talk about the “Bad Boy”-era Detroit Pistons.

Talent-wise, the era's Bulls were always the better team. They only lacked post-season experience. All credit to Pistons' coach Chuck Daly for devising a game plan that maximized the talent on-hand. But as NBA Champions go, the Pistons were pretty mediocre.

Fans like to remember their 1989 playoff run, which saw them go 15 – 2. They like to brag about how their boys swept the fabled Los Angeles Lakers out of the NBA Finals.

All true. But after you take a closer look, not quite so impressive.

Both of those losses were at the hands of the still-wet-behind-the-ears Bulls. And that sweep of the Lakers? You realize that was accomplished minus the Lakers' starting backcourt, which featured one Earvin “Magic” Johnson, right?

Yes, the Pistons beat everyone put in front of them. But no one should gloat about beating a Lakers team missing two of its starters. It is unseemly.

The 1990 champs weren't that impressive, either.

Three of the Pistons five post-season losses were to the Bulls, who were outscored by just twenty-one points over the seven-game Eastern Conference Finals. Owing to his game-seven migraine, Scottie Pippen ought to have been the Pistons' post-season MVP.

That headache delivered the body blow to the Bulls the Pistons couldn't quite muster.

The Pistons did go 11 – 2 that post-season against teams not from Chicago, so as far as the nation was concerned the Bad Boys were pretty awesome.

But to me? Not so much. Not when they went just 8 – 5 over two post-seasons against the Bulls.

Truth to tell? Those Pistons teams were more fortunate than good.


Michael Jordan's 1993 retirement was a shock. As a man twenty-seven years younger, I was deeply saddened that after Chicago finally hosted a dynasty, it was over. So suddenly. So bizarrely.

He was just thirty, and appeared to have plenty of gas in the tank. I wasn't ready to let go.

Not so apparent were the mental stresses and the fatigue that eroded Jordan's desire to continue. His father's murder was the final straw.

All these years later, I believe Jordan did exactly what he should have done. He didn't owe anyone anything. He had shared a giant piece of himself with us. He needed time to recuperate. To heal.

Although I didn't think so at the time, Jerry Reinsdorf's words were eloquent. They cut straight to the heart of the matter and were focused precisely where they should have been. Jordan deserved nothing less.

As the 1993/94 season approached, people began speculating on Jordan's impact and what the remaining Bulls could or would accomplish.

I was shocked a second time when the Chicago Tribune's pack of sportwriters issued their predictions. As I recall, not one of them believed the Bulls would even post a winning record, much less see the post-season.

I was incredulous. Huh?

Even more unfortunately, I was unable to place wagers with these gentlemen.

I couldn't understand how these professional observers of sport could ignore the talent that remained on the team. The loss of one man was going to send them plummeting to the darkest depths of the NBA?

Seriously?

I knew those Bulls were going to win, and that there was no way they wouldn't see the playoffs. One leading motivation for this still-talented crew would the opportunity to prove they could win without Michael. And everyone concerned embraced it.

They ended up winning 55 games (just two less than the year before) and pushed the Finals-bound New York Knicks to seven games before conceding the semi-finals to them.

It was a great series. After dropping the first two games in New York, the Bulls won three of the next four, losing a heartbreaking game five by a single point. In game seven at Madison Square Garden, the Bulls ran out of gas in the fourth-quarter, wherein a four-point Knicks advantage after three swelled to ten.

Monster games by Patrick Ewing and Charles Oakley on the boards either kept Bulls' possessions short or gave the Knicks second opportunities, something not to be underestimated in a low-scoring game.

Then it was over. For the first time in nearly three years, the Chicago Bulls were no longer the defending champions of the NBA.

It hurt. As their disbanding would four-years later.

Monday, May 11, 2020

Eric Zorn

There's no evidence Chicago Tribune columnist Eric Zorn ever worked for the Illinois Department of Weights and Measures, which is a bit ironic because Zorn's writing is both weighty and measured. 

His is the clear-eyed voice of reason in a time where the beating of the partisan drum is what typically passes for fact-based thought.

I finish his pieces feeling they should be mandatory reading for Democrat and Republican alike.

He has powerfully advocated for ranked choice voting, answered the critics who oppose the repeal of Illinois' ludicrous flat tax and landed a solid body blow to Trump's somnambulant response to the Coronavirus and the misanthropes who refuse to don a face mask amidst a pandemic.

Unlike the blog you're reading now, Zorn refrains from name-calling and profanity, perhaps enjoying the advantage of writing for a newspaper expected to observe a certain level of decorum.

Whether he's writing from rage or anger or merely possesses a different point of view, he calmly and purposefully builds his argument and arrives at conclusions that don't routinely skew to one side of the aisle or the other.

But they always make sense. They always add up. And sometimes, they even provoke the admission that yes, my party/candidate/agenda doesn't always provide the best answer.

Sadly, paper media is an endangered species. The Tribune itself is now owned by Alden Global Capital, a concern Vanity Fair lovingly described as “The hedge fund vampire that bleeds newspapers dry.”

Ask yourself: what's a newspaper compared to some Wall Street fuck becoming wealthier?

Point being, read Eric Zorn and “Change of Subject” while you can. As we should all understand so very, very well by now, nothing is promised.


Tuesday, May 5, 2020

How Functional Societies Do Gun Control

Apologies, all. I'm using this post to try and sort out something I don't understand. It's kind of a stream-of-consciousness thing that will hopefully yield an answer. So bear with me as I write myself to clarity!

On the night of April 18th, a domestic dispute in a small town in Nova Scotia spiraled wildly out of control when a man attempted to kill his longtime girlfriend. She escaped, but the gunman killed two other people on the property.

Afterwards, he roamed through the region in a car made to approximate the appearance of a police cruiser. He used it to pull over motorists at random and execute them.

After a collision disabled the faux police car, he stole another vehicle and continued his rampage. By the time the gunman was fatally shot by police he had murdered twenty-two people and set fire to numerous cars and buildings.

Now, this is where I get confused. Justin Trudeau, the Prime Minister of Canada, announced Friday that effective immediately, it is unlawful to buy, sell, transport, import or use military-grade assault weapons in Canada.

I mean, how can he just do that? Isn't he afraid of blow-back from Canada's law-abiding gun-owners? Isn't he worried about being castigated by those members of Canada's parliament whose campaigns are financed by the gun lobby?

And what of the NRA? When are those sorry-ass paranoids going to insert themselves into the conversation and howl until Trudeau reverses his order?

Wait. The NRA doesn't exist in Canada.

Holy crap, Batman!

So that means when a gun with no reason for existing beyond the confines of a battlefield does, and is used for the wholesale murder of innocent citizens, people who value other people's lives can simply outlaw that weapon for the betterment of society at large!

This as opposed to struggling with a noxious and corrupt trade association masquerading as a gun safety group.

How radical.

Friday, May 1, 2020

Death by Republican


Dear Lockdown Protester,

Suffering this tyrannical assault on your civil liberties must be very painful. As are the tyrannical measures which kept you alive. Let me say how very sorry I am.

How thoughtless of the rest of us.

To paraphrase a sign seen at several protests: “My health doesn't end where your impatience begins!”

Reasoned, well thought-out measures were put into place by people way smarter than us to simultaneously protect us and prevent the spread of this highly-contagious virus. Measures like requiring a state show a sustained, two-week decline in COVID19 infections before it be considered for re-opening.

But someone on Facebook told you that was stupid—even fearful, so it is.

We have yet to test even two-percent of the population. Again, people way smarter than us feel capriciously re-opening densely populated urban areas because we're anxious and bored amounts to posting I heart COVID19 memes on our social media accounts.

You don't want it to leave. You want it to stick around, like it was Tom Brady or Laura Ingraham that dropped in and you can't bear to see it/them depart. How will normalcy ever be the same after a celebrity crush has popped in?

Look on the bright-side. Your president has mandated that meat processing plants remain open despite being confirmed hot spots for COVID19 infections. You can feed your death wish by consuming all the pork, poultry and beef these plants can crank out, and your survivors won't be able to sue thanks to your president's generous offer of immunity.

What a great leap forward towards the dystopia you so obviously crave.

I haven't seen a breakdown, but I suspect most of you are Republicans. Again, I apologize for your continued existence. I am as unhappy about it as you are.

To the woman who said “We can't pay taxes when we're dead”, I offer this: We won't be able to engineer a better, safer way forward, either.

I pray we are able to manage the second wave better than we did the first. Practice, I am told,  makes perfect.


Sincerely,

La Piazza Gancio