I feel awful. While devising acidic campaign slogans for the underwhelming egotists who will soon be vying for the privilege of living in the White House, I left out the newest Republican challenger, Texas governor Rick Perry.
I have thought long and hard about one, since my aim is to provide equally assaultive and insulting slogans for all Presidential hopefuls.
So. For your amusement, I suggest this:
I'm that big Rick from Texas.
I would remind all campaign managers that yes, these are copyrighted.