...who understand that fifty is the new seventy.
...who understand deeply and resolutely that, yes, it can happen to you.
...who, just for a change, would like to hear the phrase ‘stay positive’ from someone who is actually unemployed.
...who are able to withstand being judged by that supreme arbitrator of worth known as Corporate America.
...who understand that America’s labor force consists of just two groups: the unemployed and hostages.
...who understand that ‘unemployed' means in 2012 what 'colored' did a hundred years earlier.
...who understand the purpose of the question "Are you currently employed?" and answer 'yes' with the specific intent of accomplishing what the question was expressly created to avoid, which is the wasting of an employer’s valuable time on an unemployed candidate.
(Don’t you feel horrible?)
May you always possess the faith of Mother Teresa and the persistence of Sisyphus.
You are my heroes.
...who understand deeply and resolutely that, yes, it can happen to you.
...who, just for a change, would like to hear the phrase ‘stay positive’ from someone who is actually unemployed.
...who are able to withstand being judged by that supreme arbitrator of worth known as Corporate America.
...who understand that America’s labor force consists of just two groups: the unemployed and hostages.
...who understand that ‘unemployed' means in 2012 what 'colored' did a hundred years earlier.
...who understand the purpose of the question "Are you currently employed?" and answer 'yes' with the specific intent of accomplishing what the question was expressly created to avoid, which is the wasting of an employer’s valuable time on an unemployed candidate.
(Don’t you feel horrible?)
May you always possess the faith of Mother Teresa and the persistence of Sisyphus.
You are my heroes.
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