We at The Square Peg wish to refute a terrible and misleading rumor.
To wit, tonight's Republican debate is not—repeat not—going to be carried on the Cartoon Network.
It will be broadcast, as originally scheduled, on CNN.
This rumor not only undermines the solemnity of the political electoral process, but of the candidates themselves. And as we hasten to point out, that is our job.
Thank you and have a pleasant evening.