Saturday, October 22, 2016

This Just In

At 9:46 PM CDT on October 22, 2016 Yasiel Puig hit an Aroldis Chapman pitch to Cub shortstop Addison Russell. Russell fielded the ball, threw it to second baseman Javier Baez, who then stepped on second and subsequently fired to first baseman Anthony Rizzo for a game-ending double play.

This means the Chicago Cubs have won the 2016 National League Championship Series over the Los Angeles Dodgers 4 games to 2, and are headed to their first World Series since 1945.

In other news, an unidentified male with reddish skin and horns and carrying a pitchfork has been admitted to a local hospital with what appears to be frostbite.

More details as they become available.

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