62,985,106.
Wow. That's a lot—of anything.
In
this case, that would be t-shirts. Yep. T-shirts. The Square Peg
is determined to cut through the acrid campaigning already infesting
our nation as an election still sixteen months and change away looms
like a poisonous, dark cloud.
After
months of rigorous scientific research, our staff has determined that
the best way to accomplish this is via humor. Mirth. T-shirts.
It is with this in mind that we have placed the largest t-shirt order
in history. Too large for any one manufacturer, several firms have
stepped up and offered us remarkable volume discounts.
(We
would be remiss if we didn't add that without these generous discounts,
this project would well nigh be impossible. Especially considering
licensing fees, distribution costs, etc.)
OK.
On to the project itself.
We aim to distribute over sixty-two million
copies of the t-shirt pictured below to each Republican governor,
Republican representative, Republican senator and each of the
62,984,828 folk who saw fit to vote for Donald Trump in 2016.
Then
we propose to send the shirt pictured below to the current
occupant of the White House:
Lots of people think we as a nation need to lighten up. The Square Peg is the blog actually doing something about it.
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