North Dakota has suffered population loss for decades. Sitting atop a column of states that comprise the geographical backbone of the lower forty-eight, one possible reason might be that it offers its residents the most extreme weather of any state in the union.
Long, brutal winters and hot, dry summers punish those foolish enough to attempt eking out a living in the state’s agriculture-based economy.
True, the oil shale boom in Williston has brought much-needed revenue, but only a few see this as anything but a temporary spike.
The population density of North Dakota continues to be rivaled only by South Dakota, Montana and Wyoming. Oil shale or not, North Dakota is a windswept, lonely place. It’s Scotland without the coastline and single-malt whiskey.
Perhaps this is the reason the state’s legislature has seen fit to enact the nation’s most restrictive abortion legislation. North Dakota is desperate to replace a population that, if it isn’t calling U-Haul, is dying.
Repopulation efforts nonwithstanding, I’m having a hard time reconciling conservative’s fetus obsession with their abject refusal to enact a ban on assault weapons.
Let me get this straight: at six weeks, North Dakota conservatives are according a fertilized egg the rights and stature of a human being, even as congressional conservatives refuse to restrict—in any way—the means available to kill it.
(Abortion excepted, of course.)
But shred that human being with an automatic weapon dispersing 400 rounds a minute? Fine. Great. Have at it.
In fact, conservatives maintain that possessing the means to do so is our most vital constitutional right and needs to be zealously guarded.
I’m not the sharpest tool in the shed, but I just can’t get my brain around this.
It's obviously too small to be a Republican.