Do
the vocal cords of people gifted with great voices look different
from those of us with not-so-great voices?
How
is it that no one questions the yawning chasm within the political
platform that claims to espouse the sanctity of life, yet which
refuses to ban assault weapons?
Never
buy anything you aren't one day prepared to give or throw away.
Isn't
it interesting that the coarser our culture gets, the gentler our
language becomes?
How
is it that globalization lowers American working-class wages but not executive ones?
Never
accuse an American of having enjoyed a comfortable childhood.
So
let me get this straight: a side-effect of Tamiflu is moderate to
severe nausea and vomiting? Seriously?
Nothing
like the guilt you feel when you realize you
passed a freezer full of battered seafood at the supermarket and didn't even think
of calling 911.
After
witnessing the enormous sums spent on this year's elections, I now
believe—with unshakeable certainty—that we have the best
government money can buy.
Who
introduced the bill that requires a Tae Kwon Do studio inhabit
every strip mall in America?
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