There
is no more American sport than golf. Players are ranked not by
tournament victories or a cumulative under or over par score, but by
earnings. He who earns the most is best.
Isn't
the labeling of any Friday as 'Good Friday' like, really
redundant?
Once
upon a time, we paid for cable TV because doing so meant it would
remain commercial-free. In perhaps the greatest marketing scam ever
foisted upon the American consumer, we now pay to watch commercials.
Wow.
When
it comes to sausage, brats are the wurst.
If
everyone is shopping online, shouldn't traffic be
lighter?
How
ironic is it that while millions of living-wage jobs go unfilled
because tight-fisted businesses don't want to train people, we have a president learning on the job?
Absinthe
makes the heart grow fonder.
When
I was young, I would pay to watch horror movies in the hopes of
receiving a good scare. In 2017 America, I need only get out of bed.
The
most beautiful women in the world are on boxes of hair
color.
Marriage
has a ring to it.
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