After another divisive year where seemingly every public opinion is split right down the middle, I think we can all agree today is the final day of 2019.
So I'll take this opportunity to wish everyone a Happy New Year.
And pray we find more commonality next year than we did in this one.
Is
it okay to eat dark chocolate with the lights on?
As a man with a wife, do I get special commendation for even thinking
of moving to a place called Romeoville?
If
Donald Trump has a favorite football team, is has to be the New
England Patriots. Spygate? Deflategate?
Filming-the-opposition-from-the-press-box gate? Yep. These guys are
as crooked as he is.
What
I want to know is how you get your money back from California Psychics by denying theirs was the best reading you've ever had. I mean, they're psychics, right?
I'm
still trying to figure out how I lost the government's name-a-dam
contest. I'm telling you, God is an awesome name for a dam!
In
a zero-tolerance society like ours, how is it we continue to tolerate
Donald Trump?
With
210 episodes of Everybody Loves Raymond from which to choose,
how is it my cable station can only rotate the same three-dozen week
after week after week?
I
will submit once again that the more-irritating the driver either
directly in front of or directly behind you, the more-likely they're
headed to the same destination you are.
Many
people criticize Donald Trump for his insensitivity to minorities. To
which I counter hey—ever heard of the one-percent?
Be
as unbiased as death.
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