I feel awful for Walgreen's executive James Skinner.
I mean, imagine being a high-ranking corporate executive with a seven or eight-figure income, and getting caught trying to defraud the country which has been so very, very good to you and your employer.
Pretty embarrassing, no?
Not if you're a member of the business class.
You see, the business class enjoys unmitigated wealth, unbounded prosperity, unceasing riches and absolute impunity because we (with the considerable help of our elected representation) have ceded control of the country to it in exchange for campaign financing.
America has become the employee who asks “How high?” after the boss has requested that we jump.
The business class are our gods.
So you can imagine the vein-popping rage Mr. Skinner must've felt when he and his employer were called out by the President of the United States of America. You can imagine the ignominy of being a wealthy white man who is called a thief by a black one.
It's a wonder apoplexy didn't send our poor Mr. Skinner to the emergency room.
In response, Mr. Skinner addressed a meeting of shareholders, and blamed the president for calling attention to Walgreen's attempts to fuck the country out of its rightful tax on Walgreen's earnings, saying that Barack Obama had used Walgreen's as “whipping boys” merely to further a presidential agenda.
The shame-resistant Mr. Skinner went on to add that Walgreen's didn't actually intend to send its corporate headquarters abroad to dodge U.S. taxes, but at the same time never explained why it had devoted so much time and so many resources investigating the move.
Getting theoretical for a moment, how do you suppose Mr. Skinner would've reacted to an employee embezzling from Walgreen's? I'm guessing Mr. Skinner would fire the employee even faster than Mr. Skinner has his inflated sense of entitlement bruised, which is certainly interesting.
Stealing for Walgreen's is okay. Stealing from Walgreen's is not. (Sorry—just making sure I understand corporate morality.)
So in conclusion, we are to pity not only Mr. Skinner, but Walgreen's, for President Obama's outrageous and unjustified attack on one of America's leading corporations.
I am sure I speak for Mr. Skinner when I say that only an atheist like President Obama could so completely ignore commandment number-one (Thou shalt have no other gods before me) and place America before James Skinner and Walgreen's.
Heresy, isn't it?
Heresy, isn't it?