In
light of our most-recent NRA-enabled mass shooting (this one in Annapolis,
Maryland), I humbly and respectfully submit that this should be the
NRA's new tag line:
If
You Don't Want to Die, Don't Be Born.
I will also send my most sincere and profound thanks to them for
their assistance in ensuring that all Americans, regardless of age, class, religious affiliation, sexual orientation, gender or country of
origin, have the right to die at any time in any place for no reason
whatsoever.
Go
ahead—ask yourself: where would we be without them?
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